If I go into The Darkness.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I’m SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: Past, present, and future.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be or AM Lesbian.

I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I cut myself, so I MUST be a goth who thinks they're better than everyone else.

I can’t help pointing out (spelling) mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED